My Belief Statement:
by Krystal P.
Hello friends and neighbors, or as the Rev would say, Greetings, bottomed-out cousins!
This is an Uncommissioned Literature, which means that no one asked me to do it. Miss Prangle is definitely asking me to do Literatures for English class, which I am NEVER doing, so that is proof that the Karst Church is IMPORTANT to me. I have a lot of beliefs in the KC, and I made this pamphlet to tell you about them!
How Come: The more people that come, the more likely we are to get sunk and to share in the blessing of disintegration. It will be like the pinsand-needles feeling, except minus the sharp, and plus all the dead moms and dogs and whoever went under before you that you still miss.
